I want to wish my sister a happy birthday. She can get on my nerves sometimes and piss me off but at the end of the day, i know i can count on her to be there for me. queenreina15 you are the best sister i could ever ask for 😙



Kanye West says he’s gonna be the next Nelson Mandela? Nigga your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Please have several seats.



I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)


Does anyone know if The Wanted’s US Word of Mouth tour setlist is the same as their UK tour one??



Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.

reblogging bc this seems really useful






i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?


dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me

Who are you

Whats your favorite color

Favorite ship

Favorite ice cream flavor

Do you have a cat